How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Lets go Yankees

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why can't february march Because april may

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8===========D O:

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What is the name of the car? What

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Dead babies.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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