I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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