A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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