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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Lebron Traveled

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Sarah Palin is President

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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