Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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