Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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