- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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