What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Daniel is a fag

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Anti Joke

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