why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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