My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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