Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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1+2 = 6

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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