Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

thumb_up thumb_down -18

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Oh look, I've found my knife

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Woman Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -1

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

thumb_up thumb_down

Irish sobriety

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops