Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Anti Joke

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