Boys have swag, real men have class

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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