Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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where are you?

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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:-)book

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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