Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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