Daniel is a fag

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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