What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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