Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Ha

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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