So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Your mom is so nice.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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