A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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So you there Red?

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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