Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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fart+fart=poop

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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