How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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am i invited to party? no

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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