A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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