Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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