okay so theres this guy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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hi

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Potato

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Anti Joke

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