So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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