Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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