Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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