Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Womens rights

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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