roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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a man walked into a bar....

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Pain Olympics.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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