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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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You will not press the like button.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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