Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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a horse walks into a barn

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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