What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

thumb_up thumb_down +61

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

thumb_up thumb_down +13

LET

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops