Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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