How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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THE GAME.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Anti Joke

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