Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Women's rights

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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A man. That is all.

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i hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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