why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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