If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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