Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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you will now laugh.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Anti Joke

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