Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Anti Joke

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