- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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