An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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No, Trinidad.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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