What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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