How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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lipstick pig

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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porn-hub

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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