What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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