A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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