Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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