- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

roses are red violets are blue

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

9/11

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

The government

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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