Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What's up? A direction...

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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