Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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