A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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