How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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