What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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5 people are walking

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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