The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Illumati Confirmed

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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