I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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