What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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