A fat boy walked into a party

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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