Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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kcuf read it backwards

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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