- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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