Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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