This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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