-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Where's my baby??

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Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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