what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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penis

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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