Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Eric is gay Ha

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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