What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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I dislike old people.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

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