What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Your dads dead. lol

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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