A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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I can Nazi

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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This sentence is false.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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