What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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