There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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WNBA

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Kys

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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