A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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I was once a hamster.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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