Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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