Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Wade's the father

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

I pooped.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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