HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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