What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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