Everybody will die

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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