Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Spell: “This word”

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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ur an fagit

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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