What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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