- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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