Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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