What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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ow

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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This is funny.

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A man did not like this site

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's the new green? Green

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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