What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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George Bush.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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