What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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