Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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