A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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no

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