What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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