Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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