What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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