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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Your mother is so fat.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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