dick dick dick... frogs

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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