Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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give me a thumbs up

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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