- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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