What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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hi bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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