How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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