Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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pudding

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Girls soccer

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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