What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Ass

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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canada

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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