what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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