What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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