varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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