- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Your momma so fat she's fat

how much fish could a chicken

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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