Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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