What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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no

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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