This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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