How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The WNBA.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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