What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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were you expecting a joke

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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