Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Anti Joke

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