What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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You're a frog

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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