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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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A women in the kitchen.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Woman's Rights.

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