What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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