What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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