Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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