Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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