What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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this website is non-operational.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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