Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What comes after 69? 70

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