What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Society.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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