What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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