A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Oliver's friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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