Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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