Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Anti Joke

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