where wally? wallys a myth.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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girls lacrosse

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Obama is a good president.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Dwight Howard

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Ross.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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