why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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