Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Your momma's so fat...

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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