how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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I never asked for this.

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