A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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