An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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WNBA

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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I like the color potato.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Your face

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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