this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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