Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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i hate black people

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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