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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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