How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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