whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A man killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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