I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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