What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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