Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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69

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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This sentance contains three errers

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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obamas trench

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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do you have a wife?

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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