What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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noodles

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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