Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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