What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Democracy.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Obama

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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223

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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