Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Women's Soccer.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Woman's rights

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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