A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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my gramma died

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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FIRE!!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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