Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Sex education in Texas.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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