Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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someone called a frog a frog

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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