I asked her where you were.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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