Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Windows Vista

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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test

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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