- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Yes?

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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