Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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