Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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knock knock Come in.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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