- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Knock Knock.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

My nipple is bleeding

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