A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What's the deal with brown?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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