Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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White men's rights

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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