What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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