Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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