How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Nobody cares.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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