why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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He walked in a bar

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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woman's lacrosse

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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